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And the winner is…

By Psyche | May 26, 2008

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The People have spoken and declared Eyeago’s Erisian haiku, “Discordian Death Epic Haiku in Five Chapters”, to be The Prettiest One:

King Kong died for You:
Ingrate domestic primate.
Banana peel death.

Five finger discount
Dun dun dun Dunnnnn, badum pshhh
Gobble gobble hey.

A Fnordian Slip
Aneristic nay-sayer
Hey: pull my finger

I lay, my deathbed
Eris descends, glorious
She farts on my face.

Discombobulate
Five tons of flax I become,
No longer a pope.

Kaostar!, by Francis BreakspearHe wins a copy of Kaostar!: Modern Chaos Cunning Craft, by Francis Breakspear.

Thanks to all those who participated, the haikus we received were highly entertaining, you can still view all the entries for the Erisian Haiku Contest here.

Hope everyone had fun!

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