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By: Erisian Haiku Contest and status update | Plutonica.net

Erisian Haiku Contest and status update | Plutonica.net — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 20:39:02 +0000

[...] here, you may want to subscribe to our RSS feed or follow us on Twitter. Thanks for visiting!The Plutonica.net Erisian Haiku Contest closes tomorrow, so get your entries in tomorrow. Voting will begin Saturday morning and votes will [...]

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Erisian Haiku Contest: One week left! | Plutonica.net — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 20:12:02 +0000

[...] Check out the entries submitted so far, and if you’ve not yet sent in yours there’s still time submit your own entry. [...]

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By: Psyche

Psyche — Sat, 24 May 2008 16:58:44 +0000

Neat stuff, thanks for sharing!

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By: Zenarchist.Swordsman

Zenarchist.Swordsman — Sat, 24 May 2008 00:01:02 +0000

This is not an entry.

From: http://community.livejournal.com/discord_society/68106.html

the Discordian Haiku
The Discordian Haiku is a newly designed dying artform. It consists of three lines, much like a traditional haiku. The first and last line contain 5 syllables each (therefore complying with the law of fives), and the middle line contains a total of 23 sylables. It is traditional for the haiku to follow the pattern of “statement, violent outburst, statment” or a voice rallying against mediocrity which is quickly silenced.

An example by the present author (John Wilkes Harvey Oswald)

A morning math class
Quick drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to the educational system
Carry the seven

If enough of these are written by an individual, something good is bound to happen. Perhaps.

Some of the best from that thread include:
—–
Working overtime
Stand up! Proclaim your monkey freedom by throwing fecal matter at your boss! Here he comes now!
Kill the web browser.
—–
waking up early
the dangers and pressures and stresses of modern living quickly sickening and fuck that noise
he is drunk by noon
—–

Hopefully that will insprire some win and mittens.

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By: seani fool

seani fool — Fri, 23 May 2008 16:29:47 +0000

a competition! To enter, write a haiku. Don't mention Eris

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By: angelofelvis

angelofelvis — Fri, 23 May 2008 02:20:18 +0000

the sound of screaming grains of sand scratch kootch bleeding toe broken forever nothing caldera blows east

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By: angelofelvis

angelofelvis — Thu, 22 May 2008 13:08:34 +0000

things fall apart (no hot dog buns) make me smile (dwarf planet my ass) can't wait what's next

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By: Malcom10

Malcom10 — Sat, 17 May 2008 04:25:48 +0000

In response to brandon in japan: What a fool I've been But from there comes my fortune Always just in time And just for fun: Take it at the truth Not all who wonder are lost Or not, as you will All statements are true They are also meaningless And false to be sure

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By: brandon in japan

brandon in japan — Fri, 16 May 2008 13:55:48 +0000

5 Disconnected Haiku Connect for Eris

A hounded beetle
Dashes madly for the wall
Almost, almost, al

Between the cushions
Of my couch, someone’s wallet…
Who is Edmund Burke?

A fastidious hound
Carefully choosing the spot
Pisses on roses

As the priestess sits
In tranquil meditation
A dog licks her face

Nothing but silence,
When I finally realize
What a fool I’ve been.

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By: Mechangel

Mechangel — Mon, 12 May 2008 16:02:18 +0000

This is full of win, sir. O_O

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